Joseph Christiansen is one of the dateable dads in Dream Daddy.
Joseph has blonde hair and blue eyes, however he also displays heterochromia - one eye is darker than the other. He dresses in a pink polo, with a blue sweater wrapped around his neck. This sweater is implied to have belonged to Robert.
Joseph appears to have a very friendly and cheerful demeanour, however he is also struggling with his marriage to his estranged wife, Mary. He expresses wanting to escape to paradise, where he can live stress free. Prior to becoming a youth minister, it is implied that he had had a wild side, resulting in him getting a tattoo.
The player first meets Joseph when he brings cookies to the house as a welcome gift. He asks about the player's spouse, who is dead. He apologizes and closes the door, knocking again and re-introducing himself. Joseph invites the player to attend his barbeque party.
"Welcome... to the Margarita Zone."
"For the first time in a long time I'm seeing a path to happiness, and now I can focus on myself, and...stop trying to deny the things that make me happy."
"Oh, that’s so cute. You think this is a sex thing. I mean, it’s kind of a sex thing. The safe word is Jimmy Buffett."
"Your dear friend Robert has been awfully worried about you. I think it’s about time that miserable drunk gets one last visit from the Dover Ghost."
Secret Cult Ending Edit
- There is an unusued/inaccessible ending for Joseph connected to the Escape from Margarita Zone Achievement. As of right now, the only method of accessing it is through data-mining.
- This ending reveals Joseph as a cultist, using the anguish of the single dads to awaken a god from the sea.
- Joseph tries to kill the player in this ending, but Mary helps the player escape.
- There are hints that Joseph drove his wife to alcoholism.
- Joseph is one of the only Dads the player cannot remain in a relationship with, no matter how well the dates go. Joseph's "good ending" has him and the player remain friends, but Joseph makes up with his wife and decides to try and make the marriage work.
- It's hinted that Joseph cheated on Mary with Robert Small.
- Joseph confesses to reading erotic detective books.
- Joseph finds the twins creepy unison act incredibly amusing, and bursts into laughter when the dadsona encourages them to say various pop culture quotes.
- Despite being a youth minister, he is fairly lenient. Upon seeing Lucien's 666 tattoo, he merely warns him that the number carries weight.
- He is shown to love to bake, and often uses his baked goods to sell at the church bake sale.
- He is shown to be in his element when he is on his boat in the midst of the ocean.
- He is implied to be a relatively good dancer.
- He has heterochromia, with his eyes being two different shades of blue.
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